October 2009
87 posts
One more #MM: Some sweet-ass live Japandroids via @pitchforkmedia: http://bit.ly/2qhgs I can’t say it enough. These guys ARE rock.
I didn’t realize Rachel Zoe’s husband spells his name “Rodger.” I find it a little adgffected.
Rachel Zoe is the new millennial Ozzie Nelson. She gets up every day and goes off to work, but I’m damned if I know what she does.
It’s #MM, and I have a question. Who or what eats guitars? If you said, “The man from Mars,” you’re awesome, but wrong. http://bit.ly/yHQ0
At Echo/Echoplex w/@hopw for Part Time Punks Fest. Curious who thought an all-day fest for kids who don’t get up until 9pm was a good call.
Uh…Rock? http://yfrog.com/12vo4dj
Lemme get this straight. Somebody thought that people would pay $250 to see Fieri cook food they can’t then eat. http://brizzly.com/pic/8I0
Eh. I’ll wait for Bounty COMAL. http://yfrog.com/05hkkjj
It’s a watching “Walk Hard” kinda day. Kristen Wiig deserved a best supporting actress nod. “Ain’t no musician never made no money, Dewey.”
Watching NWA doc. Reminds me of the elegy I wrote for Eazy-E in 95. “That’s what happens/When ya mack skeezy hoes/Eazy comes/And Eazy goes.”
God DAMN, #broadsummit09 looks like too much fun. I’m going full-on Hanks/Scolari next year, and sneaking in. Call me J. Antoinette Cagan.
The Colbie Caillat video with Bobby Moynihan (http://bit.ly/6g0js) is like the “Idiocracy” version of “Not About Love.” (http://bit.ly/W7Rz)
The only thing that can take the sting out of that Sox loss for me & @HOPW? An hour-long “That Metal Show.” FRIDAY N-N-N-NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS
The Direct TV guide describes “Soul Train” thusly: “The cutting edge of music, dance & fashion.” Correct on all counts. http://bit.ly/PjOgC
OKAY, I BELIEVE YOU: http://bit.ly/1JTlpo
Don’t know much about the new channel, “Centric,” but I do know that they’re running classic episodes of “Soul Train.” And that’s RIGHTEOUS.
SO jealous @sacca’s partying in Branson tonight. For god’s sake, the “Spiders & Snakes” dude has his own theater: http://www.jimstafford.com
Damn it, Sammie and EJ, the baby is yours! YOURS, YOU UNDERSTAND? Now you know. Side note: GOTTA stop watching “Days” with @KaylaCagan.
Now here’s some drama I can get down with. It’s the new music video from @bortrock/@1stquake, and it’s THE AWESOMEST: http://bit.ly/QOa99
2 of my fave broads, @Maggie & @TheBloggess, are hanging out in Sonoma this weekend. I wish them good times, and no hangovers.#BroadSummit09
Just watched “Science of Obesity.” Now watching, “Science of Gigantism.” The one thing I will take away: The pituitary gland is a jerk.
Dr. @KaylaCagan agrees with my glandular assessment : “The pituitary and thyroid gland are the body’s equivalent of ‘The A-Holes’ from SNL.”
RT @andreakremer:LOST CAT, REWARD Waltham/Belmont MA. 4yo F, silver w/slightly darker stripes. Answers to Gussie. http://brizzly.com/pic/7UG
Say what you will about “The Cleveland Show” (Me? I’m enjoying it), but the theme song is a world-class ear-worm. http://bit.ly/1rJxAK
A show about moving from Williamsburg to Silver Lake is like dumping The Proclaimers’ Charlie Reid to date The Proclaimers’ Craig Reid.
A show about moving from Williamsburg to Silver Lake is like if “Vice-Versa” had starred Jack Nicholson and Christian Slater.
Ellen Page sold a show about hipsters who move from Williamsburg to Silver Lake. That’s like the twister taking Dorothy from Kansas to Iowa.
Just had a flu shot. That’s a jigger of TheraFlu and a pony of Maker’s shaken and strained. Lemon flavored TheraFlu, like you had to ask.
Why is @idolator’s @maura our best music blogger? Because she called the indie-heavy “New Moon” soundtrack “information-worker-pandering.”
Hey, guys? Rufus Thomas from “Wattstax” (playing Thursday night at the @newbeverly at 9:25) has a question for you: http://bit.ly/34AAiv
RT @newbeverly: Starting tonight: A 70’s soul double feature of SOUL POWER and WATTSTAX! (Oh, LORDY, it’s just 2 1/2 hrs away!)
Watching “Days of Our Lives” with @KaylaCagan. Suddenly inspired to have a conversation that takes 5 full days to resolve.
PS: Should you be curious enough to find an uncensored version of the t-shirt, it’s the very definition of NSFW. Stay classy, etc.
Hey. Houston. In the words of @KaylaCagan, WTF? http://bit.ly/p3nNs Say it with me, everyone: “STAY CLASSY, HOUSTON HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS.”
Y’know the chick who was super funny on SNL? “Bitch please?” But she’s not on SNL now? Because Lorne Michaels is a dick? Meet @michaela323.
RT @BuckyUnderbelly: @joshacagan Careful what you say about Lorne Michaels. If he gets pissed, you’ll never get to make a movie in 1994.
I feel like one of these four clips doesn’t belong under the somewhat jokey heading, “Big Show Highlights.” http://brizzly.com/pic/7PB
Happy 50th, the barcode, as you look onwards…TO THE FUTURE! http://brizzly.com/pic/7PI
Watching Comedy Central. Endless ads for adult chat, Playboy, GGW, etc. @KaylaCagan: “They must think the wives have gone to bed by now.”
There’s lots to dislike about “Girls Gone Wild.” But if I had to pick one thing, it’d be the relentless use of steel drum music in the ads.
Whenever my faith is shaken, I thank heaven for the nightly miracle that is my Catamount Glass Microwave Popcorn Popper. Shit. Is. MAGIC.
.@KaylaCagan Good news, baby! I finally got us those salt and pepper shakers we needed!
Thanks to @JohnMLo & @ryanchris for their recommendation of Ketel One for my evening martini. Suave and sybaritic, fo’ sheezy.
It’s awful to hear about anyone losing their job. That said, GIRLFRIEND, YOU’RE BETTER OFF http://bit.ly/4G8KfB Also, http://bit.ly/1aIHK7
Posted new profile pic on FB. 12 comments, 6 likes. Posted pic of sis & her newborn son. 0 responses. Fact: My friends love me, hate babies.
Poster for your local high school’s summer production, or actual ad for a $100-a-ticket Broadway play? OY, VEY. http://brizzly.com/pic/7KS
Either Twitter’s weeding out a ton of spam accounts, or folks really aren’t into my tweets about how Pearl Harbor was a Zionist conspiracy.
Older women who dig young men are called “Cougars.” Kudos to the writers of tonight’s “CSI: Miami” for blowing the lid off this phenomenon.
Thanks for the vodka advice. I’d say more, but I have to stop my liver from writing a strongly worded letter to Amnesty International.
What’s a quality vodka for martinis that’s not a jillion dollars per bottle?
